So one day, Bob the penguin, decides that penguins should be able to fly. He decided to go tell his friend Rick, that they should jump off the island, and fly. Well, when Rick heard this, he thought it was crazy. But Rick, being as stupid as he was, joined Bob at the edge of the island. Bob said, "We should get a running start." So they started to run, and right before they got to the edge again, Bob said, " See you on the other island dude!" Rick thought about how penguins weren't meant to fly, and decided to not try to fly. While Bob was in the air flying across the ocean, the lifeguard got his ambuboat, and motored out under where Bob was flying. Well Bob landed in the boat, with multiple broken bones, and when he got to shore, he said "Rick, that was awesome man! Why didn't you come?" Rick said, "I decided I would have mulitple broken bones, so I didn't jump." Now you tell me!" Bob shouted. To be continued.....